BOY:I'll climb the tallest mountain,
swim the deepest ocean,
walk onhot coals barefoot just to meet you!!!
GIRL:How sweet!! can we meet now??
BOY: not now!! it's raining outside!!!!!

Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has
more than 100 letters in it?


Interviewee: P-O-S-T-B-O-X...

Please can u give me Rs 5000. I will return it to u, within one month..!
I need it. plz help me..! i know u have.. plzz..



Santa talking to an ATM machine..!

Sales manager: do you have previous sales experience..!

Paavam santa, this time maattikittaaru..!

Santa : Yes sir..! I sold my house, my car, and all my wife's jewels..!

A guy had 6 fingers and his friends called him Arjun..!??

Why>?? Any guess??












Because his name is Arjun..!

Fill d blank with YES/NO.

1)_____, Iam not mentaly fit..!

2) ____, I have no brain..!

3) ____, I have no common sense..!

4) _____, I am mad..!

Police man got angry to see Santa riding a Buffallo into highways.. He wanted to punish him in his own way..

and stopped santa " Where is ur Helmet " Pay 50rs fine..

Santa, replied inteligently..!! " This is not a two wheeler, its 4 wheeler.."

Why did Sivan & Parvathi could not complete their computer course>?

Because their son Lord ganapathi ran away with mouse..!!